deejay:

sword-grandma:

hottdoggblogg:

Show your unwavering support for Costco’s iconic $1.50 hot dog combo. This shirt lets you wear your love for the unbeatable value proudly. Get it HERE!

catchymemes:

prokopetz:

A few days ago I told YouTube its recommendations suck so much that it just stopped recommending anything at all for a while – totally blank dashboard – and when it finally came back, this is the sort of thing it’s been trying to sell me ever since.

toastyglow:

newtgeiszler:

urcadelimabean:

The makes me so happy. It’s never to late to come out or express your identity.

💚💚💚😍😍😍💗💯

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

What other sites fail to realize is that tumblr is prohibition era america for porn. You can’t barge into any search function and go asking for it, but if you know where to go and who to ask it’s absolutely still being provided. It’s grown over the past years so much that these days you can’t step into a taxicab without being offered porn by the driver

flameraven:

Dragon Prints now available at my shop! $15 each, 3 for $40

catboyllawliet:

sketiana:

sketiana:

i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching

hintsiren:

red-mercer:

ovenroastedtwerkey:

midnightssea:

The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

A. They’re not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They’re not gonna talk to you, so any “business advice” you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that’s null and void, aint happening.

C. Here’s the real secret of their “success”; they’re all bad people. That’s literally it. They’re willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don’t get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you’re willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone’s offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

But if you’re serving them you can poison the food

Originally posted by baileyjoseph

4x24:

MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day

FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store

fleetwoodsushi:

I cannot get over this omfg